And who could blame them. Between revolutionary products like Zombies Anonymous and Cerebitol AZ and my own personal charisma, I presented an untoppable package of poise and prowess.

One that would clinically intimidate a lesser intellect.

But let’s face it. This is me we’re talking about.

Enter Toboggans Industries Zombait – Premium Zombie Distractant.

Now the living can join the undead in enjoying the fruits of my genius.

…And financing my practice.

Zombait on YouTube

My thoughts drifted to my winter wardrobe and certain additions it required.

I needed something attractive yet intimidating, something that radiated my native intelligence, competence and psychiatric power.

What, I wondered, could be more perfect for a therapist of my prestige than a beagle-skin blazer?

So I set off in search of one.

There wasn’t much in the way of domestic fur-goods among the festival booths, which were more geared towards art, crafts, and other desperate cries for professional attention, but still I persevered.

And at last I found it. The solution to my winter outerwear dilemma: a booth simply titled Dog Coats.

Watch as I skillfully negotiate for a garment with the proprietor in this video:

Alas, I -Doctor Harold Toboggans -was bitterly disappointed by the outcome and feared nothing would ever lift my spirits.

That is until I received a custom poem from the Memphis Writers Ensemble.

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Many lesser psychiatrists feel threatened by potential competition, but not I.

That’s right my patients, Doctor Harold Toboggans relishes the presence of useful individuals, people  who even though helpless to add to my staggering wealth of knowledge and talent, might at least serve to expand my list of billable services.

Specifically, by doing the actual work themselves.

And in Deborah Camp and Michael Correll of the Mid-South Spay and Neuter Services, I think I made a real find.

They are dedicated, snip-happy individuals, and other than their minor lapse in judgment by offering to remove a man of my unique wisdom and stature from the gene pool, they seem to display all of the poise, assurance, and spontaneous surgical instincts required of my junior therapists.

And since their operation is non-profit, they should feel at home with my pay scale

See it all for yourself in this adrenaline-packed video:

Fixing Doctor Toboggans

Sadly I was not so fortunate at the next booth, where I had hoped in invest in a profitable puppy scalping ring. See my disappointment in the upcoming and tragic dog coats video.

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Yes my patients, so confident am I –Doctor Harold Toboggans – in my extreme mentality and sheer masculinity, that even the most violent, aggressive and surly of women leave me completely non threatened.

Even if they seem out to beat me at my own racket.

So when I encountered the ladies of Memphis Roller Derby out promoting their own brand of full-contact therapy at the Cooper Young Festival, I didn’t even pause to panic.

But I did make them an offer that no one in their right mind could resist.

Observe my gracious proposal in this jaw-dropping video:

Memphis Roller Derby – Too Smooth for Toboggans

If you that thought that was awkward, just wait to see what surprise the fine representatives of the Mid-South Spay and Neuter Services offered me.

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The pickings are slim, so to speak, for very few individuals have the mental toughness required to properly assault clients into their full potential.

But Jessica Puckett of Midtown Acupuncture just might be ready.

Watch as she threads her way through a grueling franchise interview in the following video

Click here to view the embedded video.

Doctor Toboggans at Midtown Acupuncture

Even as jaded as I occasionally become to my own brilliance, I was still amazed by my observational skills when I discovered still more franchise candidates over at the Memphis Roller Derby booth. Video coming soon.

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Jessica proudly (and unwittingly) endorses Toboggans Industries Organ Needles

That city was Memphis, and underneath the covering clouds wandered thousands upon thousands of victims, packing the streets of Cooper Young, blighted with the curse of Partyophilia.

The symptoms were heart wrenching: music, revelry, laughter, it was a treasure-trove of billable disorders.

And out among the human wreckage ventured I, Doctor Harold Toboggans – therapist extraordinaire, handing hope to all with the ability to grasp it.

“It” being my brilliantly frightening pamphlet on the dangers of that horrid condition.

The Dangers of Partyophilia

Many discerning future patients took the warning to heart, eagerly clinging to every bit of psychiatric wisdom I could spare. Others walked right on by, doomed to wallow in their pitiful joviality forever.

Watch me work my magic in this supremely stimulating video:

Curing Cooper Young – Highlights

See the many other bold interventions and miraculous cures in the following videos:

Midtown Acupuncture

Canine Clothing

Mid-South Spay and Neuter

Memphis Roller Derby

Statuary Limitations

Street Cam

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Are you suffering from Partyophilia?
Find the symptoms, dangers, and an almost affordable cure at:
Dangers of Partyophilia

Curing Cooper Young – Highlights

Doctor Toboggans at Midtown Acupuncture

Statuary Limitations

Street Therapy Cam

more to come…

That’s what countless satisfied clients told me when I first set out to upgrade my revolutionary Zombies Anonymous twelve-step recovery program.

But I would hardly be the therapist that I am today if I listened to patients.

Instead I threw myself into a frenzy of research, development and creative patent law interpretation.

The results were stunning: Cerebitol AZ the worlds first and only topical anti zombie treatment.

Watch and be amazed as scores of Memphis zombies find relief from the effects of chronic deceased syndrome in this action-packed video:

Anti-Zombie Patch

Doctor Harold Toboggans the first, middle and last name is anti-zombie therapy.

This way for even more zombie curing action

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….and none too soon.

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I, Doctor Harold Toboggans – psychiatric wunderkind – stood alone on the streets of Memphis surrounded by hundreds of brain-lusting zombies, all aching to ingest my substantial intellect.

Desperate odds, psychotic patients, it was just a typical day for your Doctor.

That is, until I unleashed the big dog – Zombies Anonymous – the rabid wolf of therapy in a world of clinical chihuahuas.

Just watch as the therapeutic power of ZA practically knocks the neuroses out of the undead souls in this video:

Zombie recovery couldn’t get any better than this, except perhaps if some individual of ravaging insight were to invent an anti-zombie patch.

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