danSeptember 7, 2009 1:41 am

There. I signed your stupid web 1.0 guestbook. Will you please stop calling me now?

danSeptember 7, 2009 1:44 am

I’m serious. You’ll be hearing from my attorney.

Wilh SmoderSeptember 7, 2009 1:53 am

Hi Harold, we need to discuss the tranquilizer dosage I requested. It seems my “problem” is bigger than expected. The mallard flies south.

Jimmy JamesSeptember 7, 2009 1:54 am

What’s up?

danSeptember 7, 2009 2:00 am

You leave my mother out of this.

Jimmy JamesSeptember 7, 2009 2:30 am

How are you with rashes?

adamSeptember 7, 2009 2:48 am

I’ll sign your mom’s guest book, just you wait.

GreeneyezzSeptember 8, 2009 10:31 pm

This cracks me up.

I think you know what I do for a living, right??

Maybe I can be a consultant??

~ZZ

Doctor ToboggansSeptember 11, 2009 10:00 pm

Greenzzzzzz, once I have verified your references, you may be qualified to be an affiliate.

Yes, you too could handle a (minor) portion of my brilliance, sell my services, and hand over generous licensing fees.

I know it’s probably more than you’re used to, but I’m feeling generous.

Deborah Ashbrook Lee VandevenderSeptember 19, 2009 9:39 am

Sign your guestbook? Hmmmm…more like your patient roster!

I’m in desperate need of a session Dr. T, however; do you think you could give me a little more feedback than the constant use of the word… HUSH!

Shelton Fallback IIISeptember 28, 2009 11:39 am

I set up the Cayman Island account just as you instructed. When do we get work on my Sasquatch phobia?

ScottLSeptember 29, 2009 7:08 am

I love that final degree you received – WHyD-TyD. Where can I get one of those?

Doctor ToboggansOctober 1, 2009 11:41 am

ScottL, only a very few, highly prestigious institutions offer such a program, most of them owned by me. But if you send me your tuition, I’m sure I can arrange a honorary degree.

ShadowOctober 8, 2009 12:38 pm

Hey there Dr.T just wondering if you work on demons,hahahahaha not like I need any work!but I know a few vampires and zombies that need some work!!!

Doctor ToboggansOctober 10, 2009 11:41 am

Shadow, they key requirement for my professional greatness is hard currency. No ecto-dollars or phantasmal credit accounts, or even discarded limbs, just beautiful green cash.

Once that is established I can cure just about anyone.

lauren riddick(one of the screaming girls at the haunted houseOctober 11, 2009 1:26 pm

hayyyyyyyye! i cant believe this is a real website! ahah u were sooo funny altho at first i thought u were one of the actors trying to scare us… haha

Doctor Harold ToboggansOctober 12, 2009 11:20 am

Lauren, If you wish to be scared, just wait until you get my bill.

ShadowOctober 15, 2009 11:21 pm

good Dr.T I hope one day when I have that break down I can come to you

Doctor ToboggansOctober 16, 2009 4:56 pm

Shadow – You don’t have to wait until you have a breakdown to visit me. Just swing by and I’ll provide you one myself.

BeckieOctober 17, 2009 11:29 pm

Dr. Toboggans, I like your mustache.

Doctor ToboggansOctober 18, 2009 4:53 pm

Beckie – My mustache is rather fond of you as well. It didn’t actually say so, but I got the message just the same.

Mr.Carrot63October 22, 2009 10:23 am

To a user, data file, or an application, the system appears to be a single enormous virtual computing system. ,

Doctor ToboggansOctober 22, 2009 4:51 pm

And to the viewing public, you sir, appear to be a vegetable.

SouthWind24October 23, 2009 8:01 am

This contrasted with parallel titles of the same names which contained conventional hardboiled crime fiction. ,

Doctor ToboggansOctober 23, 2009 8:36 pm

…Resulted in a nutcase like yourself…

AwesomePantsOctober 25, 2009 3:47 pm

Thank goodness there is a therapist in Memphis that can cure my Partyophelia! Looking forward to more of your therapeutic goodness.

Doctor ToboggansOctober 25, 2009 8:38 pm

It was my privileged…as will be cashing your check.

KennethOctober 25, 2009 11:10 pm

Howdy boss saw you at the manor wondering if you could help me with my bite. It is on my neck and looks like some one took a chunk out. now i crave braiiiiinnnns. can you help or not?

Doctor ToboggansOctober 26, 2009 6:25 pm

Oh, I can help Kenneth…And I’ve got brains to spare. The real question is how do you intend to pay for your therapy? Paper, plastic, or jewelry?

No grilles please, it’s just unsanitary.

KatieOctober 28, 2009 7:49 am

me and and my two friends saw you at the haunted house! you told us we needed to be saved. youre right.

Doctor ToboggansOctober 28, 2009 7:50 am

Katie – Of course I’m right. What sort of genius would I be if I couldn’t even detect an obvious mental condition like yours?

The good news is that I can unscrew the twisted tangle of your tormented psyche…Assuming of course you have money.

MiriamOctober 28, 2009 7:52 am

ever since i met you and you basically called me a skank hoe, i have been a new person. Thanks Dr.

Doctor ToboggansOctober 28, 2009 6:34 pm

Miriam – Were you drinking that night? Because I remember our conversation a little differently.

As I recall we were making progress on your numerous issues and you were just about to sign over your offshore account into my name.

For safe-keeping of course.

KennethOctober 29, 2009 12:33 am

got mooney. you need? now orr later?

Doctor ToboggansOctober 30, 2009 5:46 am

Kenneth, I need that cash as fast as you can lurch over here. Preferable before the repo man arrives.

KennethOctober 30, 2009 10:46 pm

Wife chewed the leg off need you to meet me at the mansion tomorrow.

Doctor ToboggansOctober 30, 2009 11:49 pm

You can count on me.

You can count, can’t you?

KennethOctober 31, 2009 10:34 am

Our nite is here

Doctor ToboggansOctober 31, 2009 11:52 am

Actually our morning is here. But our night is not far off.

Tighten your tourniquet and empty your bank account, I’ll meet you tonight at therapy.

DiabetesNovember 13, 2009 4:55 am

OMG!!! You site is PR3!!! How you have achieved it?

Doctor ToboggansNovember 14, 2009 12:54 pm

I bought two PR1’s and bred them for size and speed.

BetteNovember 26, 2009 8:41 am

Oh! Delightful! You have a guestbook! How very 90s. 1890s, that is..

Doctor ToboggansDecember 4, 2009 3:01 pm

There’s no school like the old school.

That and the Toboggans Institute of Redaptive Phrenology

alicjaFebruary 16, 2010 3:51 pm

Pozdrawiam, świetny serwis!

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Dr. T – I have a wicked case of Movedtomemphisandhateititis – my husband is recommending shock therapy which I’m trying to avoid for obvious reasons. Any suggestions for a cure?

Doctor ToboggansFebruary 21, 2010 2:18 pm

Although I am partial to shock therapy myself, I have also had good success with oxygen deprivation and pepper spray suppositories. We’ll have you loving it here in no time.

AwesomePantsFebruary 23, 2010 7:25 pm

And what exactly does it take, other than a substantial fee, to get a session with the great Dr. Tobbogans?

Doctor ToboggansFebruary 24, 2010 2:13 pm

A flaregun, a halibut, and a signed disclaimer releasing me from any damages induced in therapy.

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Although I left my heart in San Fransisco, as an amazing coincidence, my plumbing is still in New York. Get on the case, pronto.

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