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A cautionary warning by Doctor Harold Toboggans
M.D., D.F., F.M., Psy.D, WhyD-TyD
Each year, thousands of unsuspecting Memphians indulge in the countless concerts, art festivals, and other social dangers infesting our city, never suspecting that they may fall victim to the most insidious psychological plague of our time:
Partyophilia.
Simply put, Partyophilia is the irrational and inexplicable compulsion to engage in relaxation, recreation, and the company of other people.
Symptoms include:
- mingling
- laughter
- painful-looking dances
- smiling
- strange attire
- mild intoxication
- a complete and utter lack of useful labor.
A victim suffering from partyophilia
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A victim recovering from partyophilia
If you or someone you love are suffering from the horror of Partyophilia, don’t wait – contact the modest and amazingly brilliant Doctor Harold Toboggans at drt@drtoboggans.com today for a complimentary* psychiatric assessment.
Before you know it, you’ll be discovering neuroses you never knew you had.
Remember: “All work and no play keeps your Doctor quite well paid.”
“Adequacy is within your grasp.”
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*Not a free service, we just promise not to laugh at you until your credit report comes in.
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To witness people just like you being cured of the sufferings of partyophilia – go to the videos.
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Need to hold hope in your own desperate hands? Click here for your own printable copy of
The Dangers of Partyophilia.(PDF)
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