Introducing The Anti-Zombie Patch

September 10th, 2009

“You can’t improve on perfection.”

That’s what countless satisfied clients told me when I first set out to upgrade my revolutionary Zombies Anonymous twelve-step recovery program.

But I would hardly be the therapist that I am today if I listened to patients.

Instead I threw myself into a frenzy of research, development and creative patent law interpretation.

The results were stunning: Cerebitol AZ the worlds first and only topical anti zombie treatment.

Watch and be amazed as scores of Memphis zombies find relief from the effects of chronic deceased syndrome in this action-packed video:

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Doctor Harold Toboggans the first, middle and last name is anti-zombie therapy.

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Flipside Memphis

September 9th, 2009

The astute crew of Live From Memphis captured a moment of pure Toboggans magic in this video from their Flipside Memphis series.

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See the whole account at Live From Memphis.

Theology&Geometry

September 7th, 2009

The usually well informed TheoGeo just missed witnessing the Doctor’s late April display of therapeutic mastery on the street of Memphis.

Ruefully she lamented her loss:

…I missed Dr. Harold Toboggans’ impassioned plea to bring the undead back to the side of reason

See the whole account at theology&geometry.

Long Tall Animals

September 7th, 2009

Last April, Amanda passed within sight of Doctor Toboggans and the cure for her dreaded undead affliction.

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Sadly, she simply lurched past this one last chance at normalcy and now her only contribution to society lies in testing side-impact airbags.

See the tragic tale for yourself at Long Tall Animals.

Zombies Anonymous Demonstrated in Memphis

September 7th, 2009

It started out as just another brilliant success.

I, Doctor Harold Toboggans – psychiatric wunderkind – stood alone on the streets of Memphis surrounded by hundreds of brain-lusting zombies, all aching to ingest my substantial intellect.

Desperate odds, psychotic patients, it was just a typical day for your Doctor.

That is, until I unleashed the big dog – Zombies Anonymous – the rabid wolf of therapy in a world of clinical chihuahuas.

Just watch as the therapeutic power of ZA practically knocks the neuroses out of the undead souls in this video:

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Zombie recovery couldn’t get any better than this, except perhaps if some individual of ravaging insight were to invent an anti-zombie patch.

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