After the stunning success of last year’s Memphis Zombie Massacre, many doubted that I could ever surpass the pinnacle of therapeutic brilliance I had displayed at that desperate gathering.

And who could blame them. Between revolutionary products like Zombies Anonymous and Cerebitol AZ and my own personal charisma, I presented an untoppable package of poise and prowess.

One that would clinically intimidate a lesser intellect.

But let’s face it. This is me we’re talking about.

Enter Toboggans Industries Zombait – Premium Zombie Distractant.

Now the living can join the undead in enjoying the fruits of my genius.

…And financing my practice.

Zombait on YouTube

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“You can’t improve on perfection.”

That’s what countless satisfied clients told me when I first set out to upgrade my revolutionary Zombies Anonymous twelve-step recovery program.

But I would hardly be the therapist that I am today if I listened to patients.

Instead I threw myself into a frenzy of research, development and creative patent law interpretation.

The results were stunning: Cerebitol AZ the worlds first and only topical anti zombie treatment.

Watch and be amazed as scores of Memphis zombies find relief from the effects of chronic deceased syndrome in this action-packed video:

Anti-Zombie Patch

Doctor Harold Toboggans the first, middle and last name is anti-zombie therapy.

This way for even more zombie curing action

Or return to Case Study – Memphis Zombie Intervention

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The astute crew of Live From Memphis captured a moment of pure Toboggans magic in this video from their Flipside Memphis series.

See the whole account at Live From Memphis.

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The usually well informed TheoGeo just missed witnessing the Doctor’s late April display of therapeutic mastery on the street of Memphis.

Ruefully she lamented her loss:

…I missed Dr. Harold Toboggans’ impassioned plea to bring the undead back to the side of reason

See the whole account at theology&geometry.

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Last April, Amanda passed within sight of Doctor Toboggans and the cure for her dreaded undead affliction.

Sadly, she simply lurched past this one last chance at normalcy and now her only contribution to society lies in testing side-impact airbags.

See the tragic tale for yourself at Long Tall Animals.

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