The appropriately named Shut Up and Listen podcast did exactly that recently as I dropped by to grace the crew with my wisdom and raw intellect. Hosts Jared and Justin received a new lease on life, even though they were pretty much upside-down on their old one.
Even unexpected guests DangerCouch were partially cured.
Hear the entire brilliant broadcast for yourself at the Shut Up and Listen pod-hive-thing.
0 Comments Continue readingVisible School founder Ken Steorts is a man badly in need of therapy.
Some nine years ago, armed with only a credit card and a dream, he set out to “fill a need” he saw for the musical and spiritual training of christian musicians and ended up with a full-blown music college for his troubles.
Talk about overcompensating.
Fortunately for him and his students, I am on the case.
With the help of my clinical intervention, and a great deal of cash, I hope to soon set Steorts on a more lucrative and fulfilling course of education, one spent on a more financially endowed student body composed quite possibly of accountants, assassins or even personal injury attorneys.
But until my treatment can take full effect, you can see the current musical mandate of Visible School here.
-Dr Harold Toboggans – living gift to education.
Mind Over Memphis – Visible School
1 Comments Continue readingAt first glance Kevin Gaiman seems to be my kind of guy: organized, industrious, frightening.
His Nightshade Manor facility, although billed as a haunted house, is actually a first class psychiatric clinic, specializing in what I like to call “adrenal-assault therapy.*”
Unfortunately, closer examination reveals Gaiman to be riddled with generosity, compassion, and other mental shortcomings.
Unlike myself and other reputable therapists, Kevin pays his staff, and worse still, regularly offers discounted admission to the public.
That’s right. Nightshade Manor brutally lops off $2 of each ticket price for those bearing two items of canned food for the Mid-South Food Bank.
This condition has gotten so bad that over five tons of food have been collected and…how it pains me to say it…donated over the last three years.
Clearly, I reached the man just in time.
He’s a difficult case, but with lots of work, and a small fortune, I’ll have Kevin Gaiman back to adequacy before you can say, “feeding the hungry.”
-Dr Harold Toboggans –philaphro-repression specialist.
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*The principle behind this therapy is simple: the alarming ambiance and disturbing cast of characters elevate a patient’s blood pressure and anxiety until their neuroses simply burst out of them like eggs in a microwave, but without all the sulfury residue
Mind Over Memphis – Nightshade Manor
3 Comments Continue readingDr Toboggans presents his new videos series Mind Over Memphis.
Curing the do-gooders and creatives of Memphis one session at a time…
Send it to everyone you care about.
1 Comments Continue readingOne of the many benefits of being a therapeutic genius is that my boundless reserves of skill and intellect are so massively beyond what is considered normal for a human being, it leaves me completely immune to intimidation.
Yes my patients, so confident am I –Doctor Harold Toboggans – in my extreme mentality and sheer masculinity, that even the most violent, aggressive and surly of women leave me completely non threatened.
Even if they seem out to beat me at my own racket.
So when I encountered the ladies of Memphis Roller Derby out promoting their own brand of full-contact therapy at the Cooper Young Festival, I didn’t even pause to panic.
But I did make them an offer that no one in their right mind could resist.
Observe my gracious proposal in this jaw-dropping video:
Memphis Roller Derby – Too Smooth for Toboggans
If you that thought that was awkward, just wait to see what surprise the fine representatives of the Mid-South Spay and Neuter Services offered me.
Or return to Case Study – Cooper Young Festival
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