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Doctor Toboggans engages in some preventive treatment for some of the at-zombie-risk citizens of Memphis
….and none too soon.
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An Ounce of Zombie Prevention
September 8th, 2009
Zombies Anonymous Demonstrated in Memphis
September 7th, 2009It started out as just another brilliant success.
I, Doctor Harold Toboggans – psychiatric wunderkind – stood alone on the streets of Memphis surrounded by hundreds of brain-lusting zombies, all aching to ingest my substantial intellect.
Desperate odds, psychotic patients, it was just a typical day for your Doctor.
That is, until I unleashed the big dog – Zombies Anonymous – the rabid wolf of therapy in a world of clinical chihuahuas.
Just watch as the therapeutic power of ZA practically knocks the neuroses out of the undead souls in this video:
Zombie recovery couldn’t get any better than this, except perhaps if some individual of ravaging insight were to invent an anti-zombie patch.
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Conflict With Anti-Zombie Forces
September 7th, 2009So there I was in Memphis, in the midst of a full-scale zombie migration, curing the reanimated wretches left and right, when the entire neighborhood took a definite turn for the worse.
There on a public street, in blatant disregard for all restraining orders and applicable leash laws, appeared the fearsome enforcers of the Shelby Memphis Zombie Response Unit.
Posing as peace-keeping* force, those ruthless vigilantes repeatedly endangered my livelihood, threatening to kill my new patients before they could even settle their bills.
When I refused them their prey, the whole dispute turned to “nature or nurture” the time-worn question of zombie identity, before finally descending into an undignified assault on my most noble** and innocent motives.
Observe the entire debacle yourself on this video:
Doctor Toboggans Meets The SMZRU
Although the zombie-hating hooligans were very tip-lipped about how they found me I immediately suspected the involvement of patient zero. But even his pathetic attempts at sabotage couldn’t prevent the roll-out of my amazing new Zombies Anonymous in Memphis
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*It would be more accurate to refer to the SMZRU as a piece-keeping force, as they seemed inordinately proud of their collection of firearms. A cure for those troubled individuals is definitely in the works.
**As a humanitarian, I would gladly postpone payment if a Nobel prize were in the picture.
Case Study – Memphis Zombie Intervention
September 6th, 2009The date was April 24th, the location was Main Street and for scores of Memphis zombies it was the dawn of a new era of hope.
At last the undead denizens of the mid-south had found what they had longed for even more than fresh brain tissue.
A man. An exceptionally extraordinary man.
One so brave he didn’t fear their hunger, one so brilliant he could even cure their curse.
That man of course was myself, Doctor Harold Toboggans – therapist, genius, all around gift to humanity.
Witness for yourself my unparalleled mastery of the therapeutic arts as demonstrated in the following video
Doctor Toboggans and the Memphis Zombies
Sadly, even with this display of radiant wisdom and glowing insight, pockets of unenlightenment still remained to cloud the issue.
Yes friends, in addition to the ravenous zombie hordes, your Doctor also had to treat a foul case of Conflict with Anti Zombie Forces. Watch them and a host of other sad charterers have their lives changed forever in these videos:
Conflict with Anti Zombie Forces
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