Although eager to finish his three-part series at Church health Center Wellness, Dr Harold Toboggans finds himself stalled by an under-performing workforce.
Watch as the dedicated doctor administers some motivational therapy to a delinquent member of his crew in this electrifying video.
Stay tuned for the long awaited third installment of the Church Health Center intervention: The Center Strikes Back.
0 Comments Continue readingAt first glance Kevin Gaiman seems to be my kind of guy: organized, industrious, frightening.
His Nightshade Manor facility, although billed as a haunted house, is actually a first class psychiatric clinic, specializing in what I like to call “adrenal-assault therapy.*”
Unfortunately, closer examination reveals Gaiman to be riddled with generosity, compassion, and other mental shortcomings.
Unlike myself and other reputable therapists, Kevin pays his staff, and worse still, regularly offers discounted admission to the public.
That’s right. Nightshade Manor brutally lops off $2 of each ticket price for those bearing two items of canned food for the Mid-South Food Bank.
This condition has gotten so bad that over five tons of food have been collected and…how it pains me to say it…donated over the last three years.
Clearly, I reached the man just in time.
He’s a difficult case, but with lots of work, and a small fortune, I’ll have Kevin Gaiman back to adequacy before you can say, “feeding the hungry.”
-Dr Harold Toboggans –philaphro-repression specialist.
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*The principle behind this therapy is simple: the alarming ambiance and disturbing cast of characters elevate a patient’s blood pressure and anxiety until their neuroses simply burst out of them like eggs in a microwave, but without all the sulfury residue
Mind Over Memphis – Nightshade Manor
3 Comments Continue readingDr Toboggans presents his new videos series Mind Over Memphis.
Curing the do-gooders and creatives of Memphis one session at a time…
Send it to everyone you care about.
1 Comments Continue readingIt had been a long day at the Cooper Young Fest. I had cured countless people of their repulsive partyofilia, and as a brief and entirely insufficient reward for my services, I let my mighty mind wander for a bit to my own concerns.
My thoughts drifted to my winter wardrobe and certain additions it required.
I needed something attractive yet intimidating, something that radiated my native intelligence, competence and psychiatric power.
What, I wondered, could be more perfect for a therapist of my prestige than a beagle-skin blazer?
So I set off in search of one.
There wasn’t much in the way of domestic fur-goods among the festival booths, which were more geared towards art, crafts, and other desperate cries for professional attention, but still I persevered.
And at last I found it. The solution to my winter outerwear dilemma: a booth simply titled Dog Coats.
Watch as I skillfully negotiate for a garment with the proprietor in this video:
Alas, I -Doctor Harold Toboggans -was bitterly disappointed by the outcome and feared nothing would ever lift my spirits.
That is until I received a custom poem from the Memphis Writers Ensemble.
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6 Comments Continue readingEven at group therapy sessions as large as the Cooper Young Festival, I -Doctor Harold Toboggans – am always on the lookout for potential therapy affiliates, people with the proper skill, courage, and attitude to carry the Toboggans line of fine therapy products into an ever wider funnel of finance.
The pickings are slim, so to speak, for very few individuals have the mental toughness required to properly assault clients into their full potential.
But Jessica Puckett of Midtown Acupuncture just might be ready.
Watch as she threads her way through a grueling franchise interview in the following video
Doctor Toboggans at Midtown Acupuncture
Even as jaded as I occasionally become to my own brilliance, I was still amazed by my observational skills when I discovered still more franchise candidates over at the Memphis Roller Derby booth. Video coming soon.
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Jessica proudly (and unwittingly) endorses Toboggans Industries Organ Needles
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