Here it is, fresh new video still warm from the digital magic process. See Doctor Toboggans as he cure the incorrigible hordes of the Cooper Young Festival from the scourge of Partyophilia.

Curing Cooper Young – Highlights

Doctor Toboggans at Midtown Acupuncture

Statuary Limitations

Street Therapy Cam

more to come…

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“You can’t improve on perfection.”

That’s what countless satisfied clients told me when I first set out to upgrade my revolutionary Zombies Anonymous twelve-step recovery program.

But I would hardly be the therapist that I am today if I listened to patients.

Instead I threw myself into a frenzy of research, development and creative patent law interpretation.

The results were stunning: Cerebitol AZ the worlds first and only topical anti zombie treatment.

Watch and be amazed as scores of Memphis zombies find relief from the effects of chronic deceased syndrome in this action-packed video:

Anti-Zombie Patch

Doctor Harold Toboggans the first, middle and last name is anti-zombie therapy.

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Doctor Toboggans engages in some preventive treatment for some of the at-zombie-risk citizens of Memphis

….and none too soon.

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It started out as just another brilliant success.

I, Doctor Harold Toboggans – psychiatric wunderkind – stood alone on the streets of Memphis surrounded by hundreds of brain-lusting zombies, all aching to ingest my substantial intellect.

Desperate odds, psychotic patients, it was just a typical day for your Doctor.

That is, until I unleashed the big dog – Zombies Anonymous – the rabid wolf of therapy in a world of clinical chihuahuas.

Just watch as the therapeutic power of ZA practically knocks the neuroses out of the undead souls in this video:

Zombie recovery couldn’t get any better than this, except perhaps if some individual of ravaging insight were to invent an anti-zombie patch.

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So there I was in Memphis, in the midst of a full-scale zombie migration, curing the reanimated wretches left and right, when the entire neighborhood took a definite turn for the worse.

There on a public street, in blatant disregard for all restraining orders and applicable leash laws, appeared the fearsome enforcers of the Shelby Memphis Zombie Response Unit.

Posing as peace-keeping* force, those ruthless vigilantes repeatedly endangered my livelihood, threatening to kill my new patients before they could even settle their bills.

When I refused them their prey, the whole dispute turned to “nature or nurture” the time-worn question of zombie identity, before finally descending into an undignified assault on my most noble** and innocent motives.

Observe the entire debacle yourself on this video:

Doctor Toboggans Meets The SMZRU

Although the zombie-hating hooligans were very tip-lipped about how they found me I immediately suspected the involvement of patient zero. But even his pathetic attempts at sabotage couldn’t prevent the roll-out of my amazing new Zombies Anonymous in Memphis

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*It would be more accurate to refer to the SMZRU as a piece-keeping force, as they seemed inordinately proud of their collection of firearms. A cure for  those troubled individuals is definitely in the works.

**As a humanitarian, I would gladly postpone payment if a Nobel prize were in the picture.

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