It was September 19^th and the skies were overcast like the congealed neuroses of a suffering city.

That city was Memphis, and underneath the covering clouds wandered thousands upon thousands of victims, packing the streets of Cooper Young, blighted with the curse of Partyophilia.

The symptoms were heart wrenching: music, revelry, laughter, it was a treasure-trove of billable disorders.

And out among the human wreckage ventured I, Doctor Harold Toboggans – therapist extraordinaire, handing hope to all with the ability to grasp it.

“It” being my brilliantly frightening pamphlet on the dangers of that horrid condition.

The Dangers of Partyophilia

Many discerning future patients took the warning to heart, eagerly clinging to every bit of psychiatric wisdom I could spare. Others walked right on by, doomed to wallow in their pitiful joviality forever.

Watch me work my magic in this supremely stimulating video:

Curing Cooper Young – Highlights

See the many other bold interventions and miraculous cures in the following videos:

Midtown Acupuncture

Canine Clothing

Mid-South Spay and Neuter

Memphis Roller Derby

Statuary Limitations

Street Cam

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Dangers of Partyophilia

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Here it is, fresh new video still warm from the digital magic process. See Doctor Toboggans as he cure the incorrigible hordes of the Cooper Young Festival from the scourge of Partyophilia.

Curing Cooper Young – Highlights

Doctor Toboggans at Midtown Acupuncture

Statuary Limitations

Street Therapy Cam

more to come…

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“You can’t improve on perfection.”

That’s what countless satisfied clients told me when I first set out to upgrade my revolutionary Zombies Anonymous twelve-step recovery program.

But I would hardly be the therapist that I am today if I listened to patients.

Instead I threw myself into a frenzy of research, development and creative patent law interpretation.

The results were stunning: Cerebitol AZ the worlds first and only topical anti zombie treatment.

Watch and be amazed as scores of Memphis zombies find relief from the effects of chronic deceased syndrome in this action-packed video:

Anti-Zombie Patch

Doctor Harold Toboggans the first, middle and last name is anti-zombie therapy.

This way for even more zombie curing action

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Doctor Toboggans engages in some preventive treatment for some of the at-zombie-risk citizens of Memphis

….and none too soon.

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It started out as just another brilliant success.

I, Doctor Harold Toboggans – psychiatric wunderkind – stood alone on the streets of Memphis surrounded by hundreds of brain-lusting zombies, all aching to ingest my substantial intellect.

Desperate odds, psychotic patients, it was just a typical day for your Doctor.

That is, until I unleashed the big dog – Zombies Anonymous – the rabid wolf of therapy in a world of clinical chihuahuas.

Just watch as the therapeutic power of ZA practically knocks the neuroses out of the undead souls in this video:

Zombie recovery couldn’t get any better than this, except perhaps if some individual of ravaging insight were to invent an anti-zombie patch.

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