It was September 19th and the skies were overcast like the congealed neuroses of a suffering city.

That city was Memphis, and underneath the covering clouds wandered thousands upon thousands of victims, packing the streets of Cooper Young, blighted with the curse of Partyophilia.

The symptoms were heart wrenching: music, revelry, laughter, it was a treasure-trove of billable disorders.

And out among the human wreckage ventured I, Doctor Harold Toboggans – therapist extraordinaire, handing hope to all with the ability to grasp it.

“It” being my brilliantly frightening pamphlet on the dangers of that horrid condition.

Partyophilia Pamphlet

The Dangers of Partyophilia

Many discerning future patients took the warning to heart, eagerly clinging to every bit of psychiatric wisdom I could spare. Others walked right on by, doomed to wallow in their pitiful joviality forever.

Watch me work my magic in this supremely stimulating video:

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Curing Cooper Young – Highlights

See the many other bold interventions and miraculous cures in the following videos:

Midtown Acupuncture Midtown Acupuncture

Dog Coat BoothCanine Clothing

Mid-south spay and neuterMid-South Spay and Neuter

memphis roller derbyMemphis Roller Derby

Statuary LimitationsStatuary Limitations

Street Cam Street Cam

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Are you suffering from Partyophilia?
Find the symptoms, dangers, and an almost affordable cure at:
Dangers of Partyophilia

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