The date was April 24^th, the location was Main Street and for scores of Memphis zombies it was the dawn of a new era of hope.

At last the undead denizens of the mid-south had found what they had longed for even more than fresh brain tissue.

A man. An exceptionally extraordinary man.

One so brave he didn’t fear their hunger, one so brilliant he could even cure their curse.

That man of course was myself, Doctor Harold Toboggans – therapist, genius, all around gift to humanity.

Witness for yourself my unparalleled mastery of the therapeutic arts as demonstrated in the following video

Doctor Toboggans and the Memphis Zombies

Sadly, even with this display of radiant wisdom and glowing insight, pockets of unenlightenment still remained to cloud the issue.

Yes friends, in addition to the ravenous zombie hordes, your Doctor also had to treat a foul case of Conflict with Anti Zombie Forces. Watch them and a host of other sad charterers have their lives changed forever in these videos:

Conflict with Anti Zombie Forces

Zombies Anonymous

Anti Zombie Patch

Zombie Prevention

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