So there I was in Memphis, in the midst of a full-scale zombie migration, curing the reanimated wretches left and right, when the entire neighborhood took a definite turn for the worse.

There on a public street, in blatant disregard for all restraining orders and applicable leash laws, appeared the fearsome enforcers of the Shelby Memphis Zombie Response Unit.

Posing as peace-keeping* force, those ruthless vigilantes repeatedly endangered my livelihood, threatening to kill my new patients before they could even settle their bills.

When I refused them their prey, the whole dispute turned to “nature or nurture” the time-worn question of zombie identity, before finally descending into an undignified assault on my most noble** and innocent motives.

Observe the entire debacle yourself on this video:

Doctor Toboggans Meets The SMZRU

Although the zombie-hating hooligans were very tip-lipped about how they found me I immediately suspected the involvement of patient zero. But even his pathetic attempts at sabotage couldn’t prevent the roll-out of my amazing new Zombies Anonymous in Memphis

This way to return to Case Study – Memphis Zombie Intervention

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*It would be more accurate to refer to the SMZRU as a piece-keeping force, as they seemed inordinately proud of their collection of firearms. A cure for  those troubled individuals is definitely in the works.

**As a humanitarian, I would gladly postpone payment if a Nobel prize were in the picture.

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