One of the many benefits of being a therapeutic genius is that my boundless reserves of skill and intellect are so massively beyond what is considered normal for a human being, it leaves me completely immune to intimidation.
Yes my patients, so confident am I –Doctor Harold Toboggans – in my extreme mentality and sheer masculinity, that even the most violent, aggressive and surly of women leave me completely non threatened.
Even if they seem out to beat me at my own racket.
So when I encountered the ladies of Memphis Roller Derby out promoting their own brand of full-contact therapy at the Cooper Young Festival, I didn’t even pause to panic.
But I did make them an offer that no one in their right mind could resist.
Observe my gracious proposal in this jaw-dropping video:
Memphis Roller Derby – Too Smooth for Toboggans
If you that thought that was awkward, just wait to see what surprise the fine representatives of the Mid-South Spay and Neuter Services offered me.
Or return to Case Study – Cooper Young Festival
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