After the stunning success of last year’s Memphis Zombie Massacre, many doubted that I could ever surpass the pinnacle of therapeutic brilliance I had displayed at that desperate gathering.

And who could blame them. Between revolutionary products like Zombies Anonymous and Cerebitol AZ and my own personal charisma, I presented an untoppable package of poise and prowess.

One that would clinically intimidate a lesser intellect.

But let’s face it. This is me we’re talking about.

Enter Toboggans Industries Zombait – Premium Zombie Distractant.

Now the living can join the undead in enjoying the fruits of my genius.

…And financing my practice.

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